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Letters:

Dear Hiei,

I'm your biggest fan! I luv u! will you marry me? Pleeeaase!

-Nami

I get that alot. Your answer is no.

Hey Hiei,

Measurements please.

-Neko

*twitch twitch* Thats none of your business.

Hey lover boy

How about you spend the night at my house, and I dont have to drag you there by force this time, eh? You know you enjoyed it, and you know I'm way better than Youko. *smirk* How about it Hiei?

Your Lord and Master

~Aramis

O_O No comment.

Hiei, how did you get so fast? Ever since I saw you move that fast I always wanted to be as fast as you. whats your secret?

Your friend, Hitosara

Friend? I don't know you... *smirk* But I'm glad you asked. Its a combination of training and my Jagan eye. You will never be as fast as me, so don't worry about it too much.

Hey Hiei its Hitosara again,

I want to know where you got your Jagan eye and if i could get one? and if you will help me train?

You people and your questions. I got my Jagan from a demon in Makai named Shigure. But why would I want to help you? You would just be a waste of my time.

Dear Hiei,

I'm your biggest fan! I love you so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so.....

::5 minutes later::

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so....

::25 minutes later::

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so very much! I want to get a Jagan Eye just like you! Your my idol! Please right me a nice responce! Prove to me that were meant to be together! I'll be waiting for you, lover...

Jaganshi Bethaby

Everyone says they're my biggest fan. So tell me why should I believe you when I don't believe the other ones? Oh, you will never get a Jagan Eye like mine so dont feel bad. And for the record, I don't do nice. We will never be meant for each other so don't wait up.

Hiei, I want to know if I could get a Jagan Eye. -Hitosara

What's wrong with you people?! Don't you read the other letters? Ask something different. Almost every letter consists of, "Can I get a Jagan Eye?" Why do I care what you get done to your body?

Hiei,

I know you get this every day, and I know your answer is always the same. But I really like you and I wanted to know if we could get together sometime. I'll be waiting for a reply. And I'm probably the only one who doesn't want a Jagan eye. :)

-Makigumo

That's very modest and sincere of you, but no. I have no time for you ningen.

Dear Hiei,

Hey man! How's it goin! I just wanted to know if you could explain the process of getting a Jagan Eye.

DANNY_J.

Well, at least someone is educated enough to ask a somewhat intellectual question. Alright, first you need to find Shigure. He'll perform the operation for a small price. After the procedure, you will lose almost all your power, and become unbelievably weak. You'll have to train for many years to regain your strength, especially if you're a ningen. Eventually you'll reach the point you were at before you got the Jagan implanted. If you want to exceed your previous strength, then train more. I suggest you don't get a Jagan eye, because it could take you forever to regain your strength and all of you ningen couldn't handle the pain. There's none of your Ningenkai medication to take beforehand, so that means you're going to feel everything.

Dearest Hiei,

I long for you to be in my life. I wish to be with you forever. I can feel our passion burning through the night like a dark flame. Please do not disregard my feelings. I need to be with you for eternity and more.

Love, your only koibito

*cough cough* Is this a joke?

dear hiei,

it says in your bio when you got your jagan eye you couldnt tell your sister your identity, why is that?

Kotori

Well, I had to promise to keep my secrecy. Shigure wanted it that way. I suppose it was so If I did find her, I could watch her from a distance like I had intended. Not only that, but when I eventually met Yukina, I didn't want to tell her that we're siblings. She deserves better than a brother that has committed the crimes I have.

i hate kuabara

annoymous

Well that makes two of us.

Dear Heie,

I wAs W0nDerINg IF y0U lIked BOyZ Or NOt? i ThINk ThIS wOUlD bE vERy SeXy IF yOu WoULD iNDeEd F*** A mAN. I VoTE ArAMiS aS sOMeOnE yOu SHoUlD DO! He IS PeRFeCt fOR You! ArAMiS is SeXY, TAll, EleGenT, AnD Has A sUpEr BiG C***! YuMM yUmM EaT Em UP!

````MiJi Subujstu

??? Your letter is a complete annoyance. I don't even know where to begin you pathetic otaku. If you want a reply, spell my name right baka. Get a hobby, or better yet, get a prescription for some sort of medication.

I know this letter is for hiei letters only. but personally i kinda like kurayami better. so kura chan, i wanted to know why you like hiei?

AwABaKo

If you know that you're supposed to be writing me letters, then why-

Kurayami: SHADDUP!!!*pushes Hiei out of the way*

Hiei: What the!!? You have no right to-

Kurayami: Silence baka! My letter!

Hiei: *glare* ...

Kurayami: *oblivious* Thanks for the letter! *huggles* I just love Hiei. He's so cute. ^_^ I think he knows it, but he won't admit it. Not only that, but he makes the funniest faces sometimes!

Hiei: -_-;; I do not...

Kurayami: Yes you do.

1) ^_^

2) ^__^

3) ^___^

Write me more letters people! Thanks!

Hiei: *mumble mumble*...

hey my friend has a queston 4 hiei. When i get a katana, why don't we kill Kuwabara and everyone else so you can take over the world. *he he* Me like blood whick is why I'm a vampire not some stupid ningen. sry my friend is a *cough baka cough*

Kotori

Interesting proposition, but I have to decline. If I really wanted to take over the world and kill that idiot Kuwabara, I could do it without the help of another, vampire or not.

I decided that I, Kurayami, would write Hiei a letter. ^_^ Hiei, do you enjoy answering letters from your fans?

I could care less if they stopped writing letters. I usually hate having to answer them, though I don't mind replying to letters with some thought.

You're not really Hiei. I am. Stupid human.

The real Hiei

Well, I was right about the ningen race getting more pathetic every day. And here I thought that you people couldn't get any stupider.

Dear Hiei, I wanted to know if you ever get tired of being so powerful and sexy? Sincerely, FriskyAnimeNeko

Hn? Are you serious? Why would I ever get tired of being powerful?

I'm bored. Why do you get a whole website dedicated to you? I mean, you're just a demon with a sword! Besides, you're mean to everyone anyway so why would someone like you? (No offense to any of you obsessed fans...)
~Botan~

Just a demon with a sword? What is that supposed to mean? I presume you're implying that I am among the debilitated multitude? And for someone who is so "bored" you seem eminently concerned about writing me hate mail. By the way, I'm mean to no one. I'll show respect to those who deserve it...ningen.

Dear Beloved Hiei my love

What makes you assume I am Female? Not saying that I'm not, but I'm not going to say that I am. *kisses cheek* We should really hook up sometime. *winks* we could have soooooo much fun. I was really hoping you would reply to my love ballad to you. I thought it was wonderful. I wait for you every night by my window side, especially since I told you where I was located. *licks lips* it drives me insane to know that you arent by my side, right here. right now. Anyway doll face, I hope to see you soon, And if you stop responding to my letters I am going to start writing them the way you hate. LiKE ThIS! *hugs* bye bye baby!

The person in the world who really loves you who is convincing their mother to let them put hiei wall paper all over their room,

---Miji

P.S. Guess what my sheets look like. *winks* I love having my body in your face every night.

P.P.S. Also also, I heard something about an interview with me? Let me know Kurayami what's the deal with that.

I assumed you're a female because the signs are obvious. The way you talk...and describe your actions... *cringe* You have to be one of the stupidest people I've talked to. So get over yourself. What makes you think I would even consider associating with the likes of you? Write whichever way you like. I don't have to talk to you, or waste my time answering your obscenely idiotic questions.

Kurayami: An interview? I hadn't really said much about an interview. Where did you hear that from? I never gave out your email address. But nevertheless, I had planned to ask you a few questions via email. So I'll send you the interview, and fill in the questions. Thanks.

dear hiei

y do u answer the stupid letters

kotori

I feel the need to humor these idiots. I pity Kura too. She would only have a few letters if I choose not to answer them.

Dear Hiei,

Running off with another girl again I see. You're ALMOST like Kintaro Oe, only you're not perverted. And I DEMAND, you give us your measurements, or I shall tell the world in my next letter, I know, that you know, that I know your measurements, and I also know that you know that I have bad spelling, hence the reason why Kori bought a dictonary for my birthday that I have only used once. Fate is a cruel, cruel thing Hiei, so stick a around, and not with Mukuro, we don't like her.

Love,

Mikei aka Margaret (case you didn't know. You don't know much)

You have to be the most annoying, obnoxious, but more importantly, raucous person I've ever met, besides that Miji girl. I don't even know you, yet you insist us acquaintances. Who is "we" and before you write again, let me inform you that whatever pertains to me, is none of your concern.

Hiei, do you ever get really pissed off at some of these stupid letters?

Anonymous

Do you mean letters like this one?

Hiei-sama,

While I know this letter must be a terrible, unforgivable bother to you, curiousity is a searing fire, and gets to the best of us sometimes. My questions are as follows:

Why do you not slay Kuwabara? As much as I pity the poor, unfortunate fool, he is a thorn and a weakness to the group in general. No one cares how kind of heart he has.

What is your supposed obsession with vanilla ice cream? The *ahem* rabid fangirls call it sweet snow quite often. Is this of any relation to what you call it?

Due to your skill with a blade, and wicked ability to replace them, is there any chance you would take up a Jivitma? That is, a blooding blade, with a will of its own? I think the challenge would be suiting, and a sword with its own blood thirst would compliment you nicely, but I am well aware that my opinions rate below that of a fleas.

For this short relief, much thanks.

Karma

Karma,

As much as I would like to slaughter the fool, there would be consequences. I don't have the time or patience to get arrested again. It's not as if I couldn't, I just don't want to go through that process. We will just have to deal with his idiocy.

Ice cream or sweet snow, it's all the same to me. Doesn't everyone like ice cream?

Thank you, but I would prefer to use my own abilities. Although it is an interesting suggestion that is well appreciated. Maybe in the future, but for now I will use a standard katana.

I'm relieved to know there is someone as intelligent as yourself. Write again soon.

Hiei

Dear Hiei,

Would you ever consider getting married?

Thank you for sharing you precious time answering this letter,

Keichi

When your signature is longer than your actual letter, maybe you should rephrase the question or add on to it. No, marriage would be a handicap in battle. And it would be vexing to have a woman harass me for the rest of my life.

Hiei,

It's Keichi again. Who said you have to get married to a woman. You assume too much.

Sorry for signing my letters longer than the questions I ask, I really don't mean to, it just kinda happens,

Keichi

Well, excuse me for being so presumptuous. I was just assuming that you were referring to me getting married to a female. Isn't that common in Ningenkai?...I'm sure your puny mind can't keep track of the length of your signature, so don't concern yourself.

Kurayami: Marry me Hiei!

Hiei: Are you that stupid? I said I wasn't getting married.

Kurayami: Fine, see if I care!

Hiei: I'm sure you do...

Sup Hiei,

ok..i kno yr thinking "o god another ningen/obessed fan girl person"..well 1 i'm not ningen thank u..2.i'm obessed& 3.i killed Kuwabara*evil laughter*

uhh yea i kno u get this A LOT! but i am yr bigest fan ever!!*kills all the other evil baka ningen fangirls*

*more evil laughter&lighting comes down*ok....& uhh i love u?& i want 2 marry u

^-^ i understand if u think that i'm a crazy baka and or u don't love me back...& u hate me& u don't want 2 marry me

since u do 1 or more of those things..i must either,keep writting letters,make more shrines, commit crims in which i kill evry1 untill i have my way..or i die...& HI KURA!!!ok back 2 the subject..anyways..resonp pwese..thanx

uhh love?,

Hinageshi

If you killed any ningen, do you honestly think you would be here right now? I doubt it, but anyway, you're right. I do get complements a lot, although I usually just ignore them. You just go on your little killing spree... or where ever it was you said you were going.

Hiei,

hi. i kno u got 2 be like, "damn these obsessed fangirls. i'll kill them all!" but i swear im different. i just wanted 2 say i luv u and wanna marry u. by 4 now.

kimono

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of, "Damn these obsessed fan girls that don't know how to type. I'll kill them all."

err sorry about that last letter my friend control of the keyboard, when yusuke beat you you said you were gonna get revenge, my queston is do you still want to or did you change your mind to battle him

Kotori

I'll assume your friend is a fan girl. No, I don't feel the need for revenge anymore. Although I wouldn't mind a quick battle, it wouldn't be vengeful, purely for amusement.

T_T hi Hiei.....

T_T""" y wouldn't i b here??

yea i'm going killing spree............gotta problem?,

Hinageshi

You wouldn't be here because Koenma wouldn't allow you to stay without some sort of punishment. To tell you the truth, I could care less who you kill-- as long as they are of no importance to me.

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